TENJEWBERRYMUDS!

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Good one...TENJEWBERRYMUDS



To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means


by the end of the conversation.






The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , which was


recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:






Room Service (RS): 'Morrin. - Roon sirbees.'


Guest (G): 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'


(RS): ' Rye .. Roon sirbees .. morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?'


G: 'Uh..yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.'


(RS): 'Ow July den?'


G: 'What?'


(RS): 'Ow July den? ... pryed, boyud, poochd?'


G : 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.'


(RS): 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'


G: 'Crisp will be fine.'


(RS) : 'Hokay. An sahn toes?'


G: 'What?'


(RS):'An toes. July sahn toes?'


G: 'I don't think so.'


(RS): 'No? Judo wan sahn toes?'


G: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'


(RS): 'Toes! toes!....Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'


G: 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'


(RS): 'We bodder?'


G: 'No ... just put the bodder on the side.'


(RS): 'Wad! ?'


G: 'I mean butter...just put it on the side.'


(RS): 'Copy?'


G: 'Excuse me?'


(RS): 'Copy ... tea ... meel?'


G: 'Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.'


(RS): 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy .... rye?'


G: 'Whatever you say.'


(RS): 'Tenjewberrymuds.'


G : 'You're very welcome.'






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